An aside.

I guess this as good a time as any to stop and introduce myself.
My name is sean matthew howard and I am

one third of Saint Schizophrenia Studios.

My brothers, The Amazing Tumnus and Daedalus Jones,

paint and write, respectively,

and I fall somewhere in the middle.
I make images,
sometimes with paint and 

sometimes with this woefully inadequate laptop.

 I also do things with words,

sometimes poetry and sometimes prose.
But more often than not 

I'm screwing around with words. 

I can't help it.

Hell, two or three days out of the week

I wake up with wordplay

already forming in my head.

Puns 

(I know, puns are evil), 

Spoonerisms,

verbal puzzles.
Those sorts of things.
That's where the images and words collide.

And this is where I put those collisions.

For you.

You don't have to thank me.